Behold this new tablet. This innovative touch-pad that will revolutionize computing and modernize our lives. This obese EyePhone with no cam and phone. For it is believed that only this revolutionary gadget will meet the needs of our desperate hearts.
It has the same sacred restrictions as the EyePhone, in addition to the Apple’s idealistic mentality written all over it, and thus, it is worth you being dogmatically enslaved by its snobbisim effect!
Enjoy browsing the web, for that is the only thing worth doing on its big screen. Other than this, do not forget to thank Street Mobs for his extravagant offerings.
Why have a clear vision and wider perspective? Get an EyePad and see with one eye like most of Apple’s product users!
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